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Graeme Swann
Apparently that was taken by @taylorsfistpump . Top work that man
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Graeme Swann
Thanks to @RichHodges for posting the amateur sports photograph of the year! http://t.co/tptCYGb0UK
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Graeme Swann
Just caught up with the Motogp on sky plus. Rossi is back!
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Graeme Swann
YYYEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!! Cisse, you are welcome to marry my sister #howaythelads
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Graeme Swann
...and I seem to remember it having a video surely directed by Kubrick or Spielberg. Class #cavewomen #yellowbikinis
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Graeme Swann
I nearly crashed my car today when walk the dinosaur by was not was came on. Songwriting akin to Shakespeare #boomboomakalakalakaboom
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Graeme Swann
Bill and Ben are in the bath. Bill says "flubber lubber lubber", Ben says "do that again &i'll rip your head off"! #ropeyjokenight
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Graeme Swann
The wife washed a pair of my jeans with twenty five quid in the pocket. Will she get time for money laundering? Boom boom #ropeyjokenight
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Graeme Swann
Having never before been on time for any social event I convinced my wife to abide by my timekeeping tonight. Currently 1st here #lemons
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Graeme Swann
If you were the driver of the bmw 5 series NU55ESV today in notts, then you are an absolute tool and I hope your tea tonight is rancid
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